hasselhoff

Lady is like, "your a wreck". She's right. I drink and smoke way too much. I've been a hateful asshole. I have really got to get it together. There's a 'to call' list that keeps getting longer and longer. I've been avoiding family and friends lately. It's been so bad my mom called me at work. We chatted. She was like, "have you considered yoga? It would help you find your center and remain calm.". I was like, "That's so gay, forget it.". What I need to do is meditate on my spirit animal. The Hoff. The Hoff is calm but sexy. He takes control of the situation and keeps a level head. Sexy. Got to work on my sexy. Go to the gym more, take German and practice my pensive look in the mirror. Everything else will fall into place.