I sometimes feel that I have all the personality of toothpaste.  The baking soda kind.  Not aqua fresh, with the groovy stripes, but the kind that tastes like a bland chemical bath.  
Most marriages don't last as long as my computer at work. I'm sure that in 1999 it was a fine piece of machinery. It's a amazing I can edit video on this piece. I can't even watch the the material I'm cranking out on it with out the movie skipping. It's like driving a grand prix with a muddy windshield. Our copywriter has a better computer than I do. I do like my office though. It's more room than I need and it's got a comfy couch.
What a piece.
 
That's my couch. It's were I talk to potential cast members. I also have a big map. I like maps.
 
That's my head.
 
    
  Most marriages don't last as long as my computer at work. I'm sure that in 1999 it was a fine piece of machinery. It's a amazing I can edit video on this piece. I can't even watch the the material I'm cranking out on it with out the movie skipping. It's like driving a grand prix with a muddy windshield. Our copywriter has a better computer than I do. I do like my office though. It's more room than I need and it's got a comfy couch.
What a piece.
 
That's my couch. It's were I talk to potential cast members. I also have a big map. I like maps.
 
That's my head.
 
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      hot_rod:
      
      
      
    
  you ain't bland.
      sniggitysnags:
      
      
      
    
  cre@te magazine huh.... thats you secret! ha