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Friday Jan 20, 2006

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Hey - I'm getting to make my very first commercial. Sure it maybe a 3x5 inch block on a screen in an elevator, but hey! It's a genuine 15 second spot and I'm getting to direct the message to an extent. If I keep this up next week it's the fries. The funny thing is that the company we're buying the placement from is called "the captive network". That's great how that can mean "were grabbing people's attention" or "people are trapped in a slow moving box, with nothing to do but watch your commercial". Brilliant.

I snorted half a cup of coffee this morning. I happened to be inhaling and drinking at the same time. Something went terribly wrong. The next thing I knew there was snot and coffee all over my desk, couch and floor. Since then my nasal cavity has smelled like sweet and low and non dairy creamer. Fantastic. I'd stop drinking coffee if it were not the fruit of the gods.
williamj:
did snorting the coffee make you feel more awake? the caffine should have hit your blood steam much faster that way shocked
Jan 20, 2006
alaspooryorick:
Yeah, I do that coffee thing too, occasionally. I'm hoping that my surviving the ordeal will one day further the evolution of coffee gills.

We have that captive network in the elevators here at work. I thought the the double entendre was pretty clever myself. But a bit scary, too. Everybody stares at it so they don't have to worry about accidentally catching one another's eyes.
Jan 20, 2006

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