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Monday Jan 09, 2006

Jan 9, 2006
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I've been feeling pretty damn anxious and nauseous lately. At least I'm starting to loose some weight. I think a better tactic would be to join a gym. Which I'm going to do soon. My ulcer can't loose the extra weight on it's own. Until then I'm going to keep pouring coffee, wine and cigarette smoke on it.

You know, someone needs to make a piata for adults and fill it with little airplane bottles of liquor and cigarettes. That would be fun. So much more fun than sitting on you ass, chit chatting while you drink. So if you're thinking about bringing something to my birthday outing you know just what to do.
hot_rod:
i suggest putting on a scary mask and chasing your kids.

[Edited on Jan 09, 2006 6:37PM]
Jan 9, 2006
stuzzy:
starving yourself works too man... just saying... takes less energy too.

i'm surprised you can't see the obvious flaw in your pinata plan.... you're slipping.

sorry i'm gonna miss your birthday celebration. hope you have a good time.
Jan 9, 2006

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