Sunday Feb 15, 2004

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bok Me: Isn't this the sort of thing normally reserved for at least the second date?
miao!! Her: Aren't you the sort of girl normally reserved for holidays and costume parties?
coliwali:
What day is WHAT!!?
coliwali:
I'm so confused.

Sunday Jan 04, 2004

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Apparently, life just keeps getting better.

The OSI model changed my life.

I called Ashley's house and she was at the movies with friends. Some things never change. smile

When will Coliwali return?!? He never tells me anything.
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coliwali:
Oh my Bavarian love monkey, Ive always been with you.
rickroyal:
The OSI model? I must certainly be out of the loop.

You honor me, my friend, with your Hitchhiker slang. I've always dreamed of someone, anyone calling me a hoopy frood.

And I did manage to check out more Dr. John. I had no idea he was the chap who did "Right Place, Wrong Time." Very funkadelic.

Just remember: turn your socks inside out. No real reason. Just do it.

Friday Jan 02, 2004

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For the past 24 hours i have been totally immobilized, thinking about Ashley from my senior year in high school. Why? I haven't seen her in years.

I have loved several women, but i never loved Ashley, and come to think of it, she's a really sweet girl. At the time, i gave her some lame excuse.

I'm very happy right now. I don't need...
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Tuesday Dec 30, 2003

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Fine, fine, you've all convinced me, at long last.

But if what you say is true, who the hell ~isn't~ me?
rickroyal:
The man is an island, I tell ya. Or, at least, some type of peninsula.

Saturday Dec 27, 2003

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Gold Leader, do you copy? Repeat.

Greetings fellow pirates! Gratuitous self-portrait=ARRR!!! Fare thee mainstays much a-jolly, as we say aboard the HMS Hask! LOL.

Good times.

So i wrote this song for a chick at my work.

You ruined my life
And i can barely breathe now
I feel like i'm suffocating
This emptiness is too much for me

And the sun and the moon...
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rickroyal:
You are without a doubt the best pirate I've ever seen.

But let's not call down the thunder on this eatery quite just yet. Perhaps they shall rectify their error and bring back their dressing of Italian Cream. If not, we shall pilage, the like of which has never been seen. Them that dies will be the lucky ones.
rickroyal:
Know you not of pillaging? "To rob of goods by force. To plunder." I'd thought the creed of any pirate was to "Rape, pillage, and plunder." Just as any dungeon is suppose to be "dark and dank," but what does "dank" mean? I kid, I kid.

Ah, yes. Falling down less is certainly a goal this year. Never again shall I be attacked by the ground which seems to rush up at me when I least expect it. Nasty, cowerdly ground.

Ol' Hook-Dick? Tell me more.

Sunday Dec 21, 2003

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So i finally got off my ass and started working toward something, i.e. a shitload of IT certifications and a phat job designing/administering databases, and boy is it exhausting. I don't think i've read so much since, let's see...i don't think i've read so much.

I'm working for Microsoft by proxy, which is great because i'm in the petite bourgeoise of MS Customer Service just...
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rickroyal:
Hmm. Reminds me of Pirates of Silicon Valley. Good movie, that.

And I would never say masturbation was meaningless. My game was both masturbatory and meaningless. The two qualities were not related.

Sunday Dec 14, 2003

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He come down from de mountain, yeah oh
He come down from de mountain, yeah yeah
He come down from de mountain, yeah oh
And down he gonna go

He sing like he gon' be sometin', yeah oh
He sing like he gon' be sometin', yeah yeah
He sing like he gon' be sometin', yeah oh
And somewhere he gon' go

His hair it be...
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coliwali:
Somethings amiss here.

And the van is going for 200$

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rickroyal:
For no reason I can fathom, that point a smile on my face.

Sunday Nov 30, 2003

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The foremast has developed a wide grainwise crack toward the base. We shall have to dock at Easter Island after all.

Several of the men are complaining about signs of scurvy setting in. Our food stores are just about out, and this storm shows no signs of letting up. We are rowing in four shifts now, and still we seem to be making little progress....
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coliwali:
Do you want a lime?
coliwali:
I still love your Mother. I... I.. can't stop thinking about her.

Thursday Nov 27, 2003

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::: BEGIN ROBOT CYBERTRANSMISSION LOG START TURN ON HIGH TECHNICAL JOURNAL COMMENCE :::

Greetings, fair planet Earth. And those who are inhabit it.

My name is Jared Hask. Of course that is not my real name; most of that are how you cannot pronounce with your Earth lips and tracheae...is something.

Today i am Thanksgiving. This is nice! No? Look at the festivities i am...
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coliwali:
Your eye! I thin kyou mean asshole there buddy!
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