So i finally got off my ass and started working toward something, i.e. a shitload of IT certifications and a phat job designing/administering databases, and boy is it exhausting. I don't think i've read so much since, let's see...i don't think i've read so much.
I'm working for Microsoft by proxy, which is great because i'm in the petite bourgeoise of MS Customer Service just by living in America and enjoying a higher wage average than, say, India or Canada. Hence, we only have to take calls when all of their agents are absolutely swamped. It's a good life, lots of time to study.
So i was sitting at work brushing up on my Win 2K skillz, and my cubicle-mate Chris says to me, hey, seth, why don't we become pirates. So i figure, what the hell, what have i got to lose. I mean, pirates get chicks, which for one thing i have not got to lose. And lots of money. Chris, i says, you're a goddam genius.
Whate else...trouble with the locals, which largely revolves around the fact that my roommate is acting like an asshole, which i have yet to verify as his default MO...what else.
Christmas coming! I may/may not fly to DALLAS to celebrate with my extended family. Why. None of us lives in Dallas but my rich gay uncle. Well, it's a start. Boy, will they be SURPRISED when they found out i've taken up pirating! I can't wait to see the look on their faces, the landlubbers.
I think i have something in my ear.
I'm working for Microsoft by proxy, which is great because i'm in the petite bourgeoise of MS Customer Service just by living in America and enjoying a higher wage average than, say, India or Canada. Hence, we only have to take calls when all of their agents are absolutely swamped. It's a good life, lots of time to study.
So i was sitting at work brushing up on my Win 2K skillz, and my cubicle-mate Chris says to me, hey, seth, why don't we become pirates. So i figure, what the hell, what have i got to lose. I mean, pirates get chicks, which for one thing i have not got to lose. And lots of money. Chris, i says, you're a goddam genius.
Whate else...trouble with the locals, which largely revolves around the fact that my roommate is acting like an asshole, which i have yet to verify as his default MO...what else.
Christmas coming! I may/may not fly to DALLAS to celebrate with my extended family. Why. None of us lives in Dallas but my rich gay uncle. Well, it's a start. Boy, will they be SURPRISED when they found out i've taken up pirating! I can't wait to see the look on their faces, the landlubbers.
I think i have something in my ear.
And I would never say masturbation was meaningless. My game was both masturbatory and meaningless. The two qualities were not related.