The foremast has developed a wide grainwise crack toward the base. We shall have to dock at Easter Island after all.
Several of the men are complaining about signs of scurvy setting in. Our food stores are just about out, and this storm shows no signs of letting up. We are rowing in four shifts now, and still we seem to be making little progress....
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Several of the men are complaining about signs of scurvy setting in. Our food stores are just about out, and this storm shows no signs of letting up. We are rowing in four shifts now, and still we seem to be making little progress....
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coliwali:
Do you want a lime?
coliwali:
I still love your Mother. I... I.. can't stop thinking about her.
::: BEGIN ROBOT CYBERTRANSMISSION LOG START TURN ON HIGH TECHNICAL JOURNAL COMMENCE :::
Greetings, fair planet Earth. And those who are inhabit it.
My name is Jared Hask. Of course that is not my real name; most of that are how you cannot pronounce with your Earth lips and tracheae...is something.
Today i am Thanksgiving. This is nice! No? Look at the festivities i am...
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Greetings, fair planet Earth. And those who are inhabit it.
My name is Jared Hask. Of course that is not my real name; most of that are how you cannot pronounce with your Earth lips and tracheae...is something.
Today i am Thanksgiving. This is nice! No? Look at the festivities i am...
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coliwali:
Your eye! I thin kyou mean asshole there buddy!
I think the new friends system sucks, BUT THAT'S JUST MY OPINION OKAY. ?!?
So, umm. I'm feeling pretty good lately, which is maybe why i haven't stopped in much lately. Working again, in a job i don't hate, things looking up for the ol' HaskMaster. Main income flow turn on. WHAT?!? I got job.
God, i've got nothing today.
I'm not a Spanish explorer...
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So, umm. I'm feeling pretty good lately, which is maybe why i haven't stopped in much lately. Working again, in a job i don't hate, things looking up for the ol' HaskMaster. Main income flow turn on. WHAT?!? I got job.
God, i've got nothing today.
I'm not a Spanish explorer...
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AT LAST i have work again. My roommate, too. If that is not Providence, what is. The Most Sacred Heavenly Host of Seraphim must be smiling upon us. We'll still be in the shits for about a month, but some day - some day, i will have NO MORE delinquent bills.
Ironically enough, we are bill collectors.
Ironically enough, we are bill collectors.
coliwali:
Well, yeah, except they sound nothing like KMFDM.
Aint you dead!?
Aint you dead!?
supergp:
Speaking as one of the Seraphim (or at least a Trumpet Archon), I can tell you that they're still a little mad up on Mount Celestia. Josh hasn't gotten me laid yet, you see....
It's that time of year again!
At least, that's how my journal would have opened had i written it 11/1 as i had intended. All Saints' Day, or something. As it is, much more exciting news than i had intended. If it weren't for those meddling kids...
So i went to this party for Halloween. It was a get-together, more like. A shindig. Hootenanny? Shindig....
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At least, that's how my journal would have opened had i written it 11/1 as i had intended. All Saints' Day, or something. As it is, much more exciting news than i had intended. If it weren't for those meddling kids...
So i went to this party for Halloween. It was a get-together, more like. A shindig. Hootenanny? Shindig....
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coliwali:
AHAHAHAHAHHA!
AHAHAHAH!
Heheh
Im better now.
How are you two gonna pay rent this month?
AHAHAHAH!
Heheh
Im better now.
How are you two gonna pay rent this month?
554lizards:
using my magical powers of telepathy, i have determined that you are at a modest mouse concert right now. you are surrounded by several hundered people who are wearing the same pair of glasses.
CLEANING TODAY!!!
Oh, how i love to clean. The joy, the serenity. Today, i clean. Screw chicks tonight, man, i gotta CLEAN! I write this little poem:
ODE TO CLEANING
O Cleaning, how i love thee so!
You make the dirty dishes go
And turn them into pretty dishes,
That wish of mine above all wishes!
O Cleaning, how i long for thee;
I'll set...
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Oh, how i love to clean. The joy, the serenity. Today, i clean. Screw chicks tonight, man, i gotta CLEAN! I write this little poem:
ODE TO CLEANING
O Cleaning, how i love thee so!
You make the dirty dishes go
And turn them into pretty dishes,
That wish of mine above all wishes!
O Cleaning, how i long for thee;
I'll set...
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So, earlier today:
i woke up in this dude's bed, dressed, made the bed, ran out the door. Caught the bus, thank the Blessed and Holy Lord Jesus. Took a very long bath. What makes fingers wrinkle in the tub? A dollar for that one.
I made my way over to Colin and Geoff's house. I'm from a small town, and the whole public transit...
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i woke up in this dude's bed, dressed, made the bed, ran out the door. Caught the bus, thank the Blessed and Holy Lord Jesus. Took a very long bath. What makes fingers wrinkle in the tub? A dollar for that one.
I made my way over to Colin and Geoff's house. I'm from a small town, and the whole public transit...
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coliwali:
For the record, the salad wasnt anything sinister enough to require `quotes. Unless you think lettuce is sinister, which, you might.
coliwali:
What are you doing for Halloween?
Journal. Me. Main screen turn on. How are you gentlemen.
coliwali:
All your journal are belong to us.