haskalmighty

I think i have finally made evident the fact that i have No Life.

It's sad when someone else has to point out to you that you've been at work for 24 hours straight. For some reason this just didn't strike me as in any way odd.

When i was one, i was just begun.
When i was two, i was nearly new.
When i was three, i was hardly me.
When i was four, i was not much more.
When i was five, i was just alive.
But now that i'm six, i'm as clever as clever.
I think i'll stay six now for ever and ever.

So i went to...
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Am i the only one here who hates free time?

I spy something green!

PATTERN ALERT: Pattern spotted off future prow, est. 2-3 weeks
TYPE: Downward spiral of self-pity

SO:

I can call this one. SO: there's this beautiful girl who used to work with me, now she's at this art studio doing design, she stops in all the time (i work at a restaurant) for the overnight shift and just chills for a couple...
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Don't forget the girl!

Ho hum, ho hum,
It's off to work i come.

Alright, good news everyone!

I'm goin' to the moon! Some space-type guys stopped by the other day and said my app was VERY impressive, and they want me on the moon as soon as possible.

Of course, i'm gonna have to rethink my whole wardrobe; i'm thinking the Spring pastels are just not gonna work on a gray background. There is a strong chance, however,...
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I gotta snap out of it.

I played Castlevania: SotN ALL DAY today. Almost done. Crissaegrim, Muramasa +68, 197% map coverage, the works.

Why do i bother? It's so POINTLESS. Am i just trying to prove to my roommates that i'm better than them? By showing that i can, by the Power of Repetitive Motion and a well-scripted walkthrough, kick their collective asses at a...
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So.

I have a 'final project' due in 14 hours, and i still haven't slept. So we're down to 7 hours. I have, as i figure, about 5 hours of work left on it, give or take. Now, whether i finish this project or not, i have an 'A' in the class; no question. And i feel like i'm at something of a crossroads in...
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void doLife(Person &Hask)
{
while (!Hask.fail()) Hask.age++;
return;
}

I think that about sums it up.

Should i hair?

So there I was, standing in my flooded living room, in what had once been a picturesque apartment community in a thriving metropolis. The proud city slowly gave way to a slouching, mealy-toothed beast of a rundown town. Which puts us back in my living room, laundry and dead insects playing across the surface of a low, steady lake of fetid water.

I had just...
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