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I get to go see Stevie Nicks with my mommy!!!! If any of you have read my profile, then you know that Stevie Nicks is one of my personal heroes/idols. The woman is 63 years old and still recording music and doing concerts like she's 25. She's a High Priestess and she and I share the same religious views. That woman has over come addiction,...
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Today's story is about family. Family is important. Unless they're out to get you. My family sees me as a fuck up. All because I'm not a church goer, and because I refuse to do that conformity thing. My cousin is even talking shit about me going out for SG over her "Evilbook" wall. Well Caitlyn, you know what? FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She's a self-righteous, shit...
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Stripetiquette for the customer:

Lesson one- If you go to the stage, you are required to tip the dancer on stage. If you, for some reason, don't have money, and you are sitting at the stage, be prepared to receive a stripper heel to the temporal lobe.

So concludes today's lesson.

Stripetiquette vocabulary word of the week:

Cut-throating- verb. When another dancer deliberately or unknowingly steals another girl's customer.
i.e. If Passion keeps cut-throating me, I'm going to beat her in the face with my heels.

This is a big issues everywhere. It happens no matter where you are or how long any of the girls have worked there. One big thing: If a customer...
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So, I've been constantly bitching about how I'm going to outline and write a book about stripper/strip club etiquette and call it "Stripetiquette". I figure I can start doing that here in this blog. It's something to write about and everyone can trow in their two cents, opinions, and whatnot. So, I'll be starting on that soonish. In the mean time, take care of you....
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I hate waiting!!!! >.< I'm ADD and therefore very impatient. Personally I blame the internet and bras as to why our society has little to no patience at all. We expect a page to a web site to load in 30 seconds or less And before the bra (Do you wear a tit sling or do you wear a brazier?) we only had corsets. It...
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HI!!!!!!!!! Sorry... That was loud and obnoxious. But you can't hear type. Anyhoo.... I'm all stoked that I'm FINALLY up for review!!!! After the longest two weeks of my life, I finally got that e-mail telling me the good news that made me uber bouncy, squeal, and clap my hands like a giddy fan girl at a Malice Mizer concert. So I hope you all...
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