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**WHACK**
Bitch: Why am I on the floor?
Me: You were hit by Truck.
Bitch: But we're inside.
Me: No, no. I named this here glass ashtray Truck.

It's going to happen. Mark my words

**WHACK** Bitch: Why am I on the floor?
Me: You were hit by Truck.
Bitch: But I'm inside.
Me: No, no. I named this here glass ashtray Truck.

It's going to happen. Mark my words. One of these days, it's going to happen.

My set is still in member review. Does anyone know how long this grueling wait usually takes? Apparently, I do have a good amount of support. ^_^ Thank you all for keeping me up there. You all rock like a lobster!!!

My set goes up tomorrow! I'm excited, nervous, and all giddy. Mostly excited! I hope you all like my set. I really don't know what else to say here. I'm just all discombobulated and nervous!!! And I've already said that. Sorry. Go look at my set tomorrow!!!! Bye!!!!!

Long time, no contact. Sorry. I know I should be online more than once a week, but sometimes things come up and you find yourself with no computer or phone. Those things, we like to call, "Drama". And I hate drama. My family causes most of mine. Le sigh. Well, I shall keep in touch. Be good, kids. Hugs!!!

I hate allergies. I'm all congested and stuffy. It's no fun. My head feels like I'm in a fish bowl. I don't like it. Nope. Not one little bit. Bleh.

I get to go see Stevie Nicks with my mommy!!!! If any of you have read my profile, then you know that Stevie Nicks is one of my personal heroes/idols. The woman is 63 years old and still recording music and doing concerts like she's 25. She's a High Priestess and she and I share the same religious views. That woman has over come addiction,...
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Today's story is about family. Family is important. Unless they're out to get you. My family sees me as a fuck up. All because I'm not a church goer, and because I refuse to do that conformity thing. My cousin is even talking shit about me going out for SG over her "Evilbook" wall. Well Caitlyn, you know what? FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She's a self-righteous, shit...
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Stripetiquette for the customer:

Lesson one- If you go to the stage, you are required to tip the dancer on stage. If you, for some reason, don't have money, and you are sitting at the stage, be prepared to receive a stripper heel to the temporal lobe.

So concludes today's lesson.