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In the good news department, I have my second date tonight; so far, so good! 
On the bad news department, I have to pay a $120 speeding ticket today!
UPDATED: Just got a "sorry, but..." from my speed dating umm, date. She went on 3 dates or so in the last week, and after talking with her children, decided not to see anyone anymore. Her...
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On the bad news department, I have to pay a $120 speeding ticket today!
UPDATED: Just got a "sorry, but..." from my speed dating umm, date. She went on 3 dates or so in the last week, and after talking with her children, decided not to see anyone anymore. Her...
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uberllama:
Sorry to hear about your bad dating luck. Chin up, there's always porn!
zenfish:
Sorry to hear about that dating part man, cheer up though, there are tons of ladies out there. 
On the left is a picture of Brooke Burke, TV Celeb, Movie Star, Need For Speed Underground II Game Character...
I went speed dating last night, met 11 women, and for 7 minutes each, we both tried to figure out if we wanted to see each other again.
This is a belated birthday present from my best friend in town who is happily married, and...
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I went speed dating last night, met 11 women, and for 7 minutes each, we both tried to figure out if we wanted to see each other again.
This is a belated birthday present from my best friend in town who is happily married, and...
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lotus:
hey! how much should i be asking for for a base wage?
I've got two years experience selling their stuff...
I've got two years experience selling their stuff...
sassylass:
well i hope it all goes well.i had to laugh went i read that most look tame..
it reminded me of when i went to this job interview and the guy was hitting on me..here's kinda how it went
so you have tattoo's hey..
me- yes
you must live a pretty eXXXciting life tell me more about what makes you different(me staring at him so he adds)....than the other people applying for the job..(but really implying about me sexually)
me- well hmm????(pervert) i'm pretty much like everyone else,i watch tv and read and pretty much don't do anything to different than anyone else?(idiot)
well i met my last girlfriend at work..maybe we should go out for a drink..
me-oh..umm well thats nice does she still work here????(no i'm not going to fuck u to get a job)
haha anyway it just reminded me of how people will jump to conclusions about your life style from the way you look...he actually was much more rude and aggressive than that..
my friend jen likes to think that guys who dress up in suits and have to hide there wild side are more kinky than guys who have tattoo's and piercings etc..it's an interesting theory..lol...one i haven't personally tested yet.but i think it's more the persons vibe i find sexy than there style.
haha should really proof read before posting
[Edited on Oct 14, 2004 11:52AM]
it reminded me of when i went to this job interview and the guy was hitting on me..here's kinda how it went
so you have tattoo's hey..
me- yes
you must live a pretty eXXXciting life tell me more about what makes you different(me staring at him so he adds)....than the other people applying for the job..(but really implying about me sexually)
me- well hmm????(pervert) i'm pretty much like everyone else,i watch tv and read and pretty much don't do anything to different than anyone else?(idiot)
well i met my last girlfriend at work..maybe we should go out for a drink..
me-oh..umm well thats nice does she still work here????(no i'm not going to fuck u to get a job)
haha anyway it just reminded me of how people will jump to conclusions about your life style from the way you look...he actually was much more rude and aggressive than that..
my friend jen likes to think that guys who dress up in suits and have to hide there wild side are more kinky than guys who have tattoo's and piercings etc..it's an interesting theory..lol...one i haven't personally tested yet.but i think it's more the persons vibe i find sexy than there style.
haha should really proof read before posting
[Edited on Oct 14, 2004 11:52AM]
Here is a favorite one of mine!
(My new picture in the top left...)
Cue X-Files music.
(My new picture in the top left...)
Cue X-Files music.
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asreal1:
Best advice: Check the list of what's coming, and grab some stuff that isn't. If you're still in doubt, talk to Atrasties
lotus:
I'm applying with your company, just not your store.
Who here can guess which popularly ingested molecule is my picture (left) of?
PS
I love this kind of story:
http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=6390867
PS
I love this kind of story:
http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=6390867
asreal1:
Alchohol of the drinking variety. The CH3s and the stray Os gave it away.
Speaking of alchohol, I need to know what drink (and food) you're bringing to the party. I'm going to write up an email today and send it out to everyone who has said they're going to be attending.
[Edited on Oct 03, 2004 11:11AM]
Speaking of alchohol, I need to know what drink (and food) you're bringing to the party. I'm going to write up an email today and send it out to everyone who has said they're going to be attending.
[Edited on Oct 03, 2004 11:11AM]
asreal1:
Crap. I knew those nitrogens didn't belong in alcohol. At least I didn't guess sugar or salt
c456 is bringing chocolate cake, so we should be all set for dessert. Maybe just focus on bringing stuff for cocktails, unless you have something snazzy in mind for food.
[Edited on Oct 04, 2004 12:07AM]
c456 is bringing chocolate cake, so we should be all set for dessert. Maybe just focus on bringing stuff for cocktails, unless you have something snazzy in mind for food.
[Edited on Oct 04, 2004 12:07AM]
DOH!
I let my SG account lapse.
Some days, I am HOMER!
(I am photoshopping again, so expect new pics over there on the left over the next few weeks. I am regaining my PS skills...)
I let my SG account lapse.
Some days, I am HOMER!
(I am photoshopping again, so expect new pics over there on the left over the next few weeks. I am regaining my PS skills...)
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kay:
sweet! I will look for the pics. Indeed, I was worried about you too.
~cheers
~cheers
harryjohnson:
Just a misappropriation of funds, nothing serious!
<BURP!>
<BURP!>
Nice pic eh?
"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together..."
-Bill Murray, Ghostbusters
I am photoshoping again, so I am going to put little pics up over the next few weeks to show off a little...
"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together..."
-Bill Murray, Ghostbusters
I am photoshoping again, so I am going to put little pics up over the next few weeks to show off a little...
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lotus:
Yay! I'm glad you're back!
It's a long story.
Go sign up for food in canwest and I'll tell you all about it at the party.
Which one of your stores are hiring?
It's a long story.
Go sign up for food in canwest and I'll tell you all about it at the party.
Which one of your stores are hiring?
lotus:
woah, new picture as I post.
Two bits of weird feminine news from the Oddly Enough section at Reuters.com:
http://www.reuters.com/newsChannel.jhtml;jsessionid=WTYKV3AVJBLV2CRBAEKSFFA?type=oddlyEnoughNews
1) Falling Crucifix Kills Woman
2) Man Shoots Wife, Mistakes Her for Monkey
I do believe that Aliens are here watching us right now, once they stop laughing, they will announce themselves. I just hope they say hi before I'm dead...
http://www.reuters.com/newsChannel.jhtml;jsessionid=WTYKV3AVJBLV2CRBAEKSFFA?type=oddlyEnoughNews
1) Falling Crucifix Kills Woman
2) Man Shoots Wife, Mistakes Her for Monkey
I do believe that Aliens are here watching us right now, once they stop laughing, they will announce themselves. I just hope they say hi before I'm dead...
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asreal1:
We are silly silly animals.
karismic:
that would be interesting
YES! I am a bachelor living single again; the Bachelor Pad is back in business!
My nephew got tired of living with his Uncle (FINALLY!) and got his own place. What was to have been 3 months, or so my Sister said, turned out to be 7! Besides, he isn't SG material...
Hey, it's not like he couldn't afford his own place earlier; he makes...
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My nephew got tired of living with his Uncle (FINALLY!) and got his own place. What was to have been 3 months, or so my Sister said, turned out to be 7! Besides, he isn't SG material...
Hey, it's not like he couldn't afford his own place earlier; he makes...
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harryjohnson:
A Party sounds way cool!
Just let me turn it back into a bachelor pad again first!
[Edited on Sep 22, 2004 1:46PM]
Just let me turn it back into a bachelor pad again first!
[Edited on Sep 22, 2004 1:46PM]
vim:
bachelor pad?
i prefer...stabbin' cabin....has a nicer ring to it dontcha think?
\\m/
i prefer...stabbin' cabin....has a nicer ring to it dontcha think?
\\m/
My Vote for the Silly RPG of the Millenium: The Kingdom of Loathing
http://www3.kingdomofloathing.com/static.php?id=whatiskol
What can you say about an RPG where all the characters are stick figures, and the Currency is MEAT!
With all the games on my plate, I haven't even tried this one out; AKA, You First!
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lotus:
haha. I fixed it. now you don't look crazy. 
asreal1:
Both.
I edited the original Lost In Translation pic. I took away some of Bill Murray's hair to match mine, did the page curl effect, and then matched the SG Pink color that would be underneath the picture if it actually had curled up!
I