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harryjohnson

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Friday Jul 16, 2004

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Shit!

Got my first good cheque in over a month and the Government found a $260(non-speeding) ticket from last year to send me. I got it as a bonus ticket when i also got a ticket for not slowing enough in a school zone when I was driving my nephew to his car. (long story follows)

He was driving through town after leaving work in Banff to go back to Saskatoon. I picked him off the highway near Callaway Park around 2 AM one night last fall. I also called a tow truck to get his car towed to a service center, and lent him like $400 for the repairs.

The next morning, I was driving him back to his car at the service station when I got the frigging ticket. I paid off the speeding in a school zone ticket that day ($130) but the registrar said the ($260) no registration ticket (only 2 or 3 days expired!) was a no show, so I was okay... Riiiiiiiiiight!

So much for doing the right thing, and helping someone out... INVERTED KARMA SUCKS! mad


Oh yeah, on a different note. a non SG friend signed me up on one of those Speed Dating things for my birthday! eeek

You know, doing a dozen mini dates (in this case 7 minutes each) with 12 different Women (who's friends also though it would be funny to send them a Speed Dating Gift Certificate)...

Details to follow next month! wink


Oh x 2, I missed the SG B in town with work so franticly understaffed; how was it?
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kev1n:
the worst ticket story i have is when i got a parking ticket because my dumbass quasi-girlfriend didn't know i couldn't park in her school's parking lot. not as interesting as your story, but it still sucked.
man, what a lame story. lemme finish it better.
so after i got the ticket, these fucking ninjas jumped off the roof. so i whipped out my lasergun and dove behind this tractor trailer. but it was too late, the ninjas were all over. i was blasting em for like 10 minutes before i realized that they were holograms. then i saw Shredder flying around on a magic carpet.
and then i threw up.
-k
Jul 16, 2004
lotus:
It was fucking awesome! I got humped by girls covered in chocolate sauce.

That's funny about the speed dating thing! Tell me how it goes.
Every time I walk by your store you're too busy to see me walking by. tongue
Jul 19, 2004

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