harrybawls

So, guess who's going to Vegas on July 8th? If your answer wasn't Harry Bawls, you're not very good at this game. I'll be staying at the Mirage....one of my top two hotels! I also get two free show tickets. I'm pretty fucking excited.

I think we have our work week and weekends reversed. I think we should have 5 day weekends and 2 day work weeks. This will give people ample time to spend money, which would help the economy. Not to mention the reduced stress on our minds and bodies. Plus, more time to drink beer, listen to metal and have sex.

For the past couple of weekends, I've been cataloging my CD collection at rateyourmusic. So far I've gotten 195 CD's cataloged. Not too bad...but i have almost 700 CD's. This is going to take a long time.

Does anyone else use rateyourmusic? It's pretty awesome.

Awesome, I can't send messages or view pictures on SG from my phone anymore.

I watched a YouTube video about a woman who has two vaginas. I wonder if having sex with her would count as a threesome. Hmm...one of life's very important questions.

It feels so good to relax today. It was the end of the first quarter at work this week, so that means lots of stress for me. So glad it's over. Now tonight I'll get drunk as fuck. Since sex isn't an option, I'm going to get a good workout for my right arm. It's like that.

Last night at the gym, I walked in the locker room to wash my hands and as I turn the corner, I saw what appeared to be a Yeti drying his ballsack with the hand dryer. Then I realized it was just some douchebag who likes to walk around naked, hairy back and all. I understand it's a locker room but for fucks sake I...
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How is it possible to gain 22 pounds in 6 months and still look the same? This doesn't seem possible. Where did this extra weight go? I mean, yeah I have more muscle but not THAT much more. I'm not any fatter either. The extra weight didn't go to my dick either. This brings me to a resounding "Da fuckkkk?!".