harper

If there is one thing that everyone should know about me is that I find humor in everything, and I love to play. I love to play with people, whether they are aware of it or not. Especially if they toss the first pitch; inadvertently, discreetly, or on purpose. I will play. I'll play till I get bored. I'm never really serious about anything so usually everything is one big joke. As I've said before, I get bored very easily (so I'm usually bored) and most of the time playfulness purely serves as entertainment for myself and occasionally my friends. I'm a good team player. No matter how offensive or vindictive (when they feel like they need to be) people get in the games I think they are playing, I never get upset. I don't take offense. I take it with a grain of salt. The well articulated quips sometimes sting a little bit; but of course those are very few and far between. Especially when the majority of the people that feel they can insult me use very poor syntax and some odd form of humor that I don't understand though I shouldn't really call it humor because really, it's not funny. It doesn't make me laugh at all, definitely doesn't insult me; it just makes me honestly wonder what fucking planet they are from. Jokes intended to be at my expense aren't really at my expense at all, I will laugh at myself more than anyone else ever could or can.

Unfortunately for me though, games get boring. Especially when they were mostly uninteresting and I couldn't have cared less from the start. If there is bait, I will always bite-then quickly lose interest due to the lack of tact on the other side.

While I do love a good battle of wits, I have things I love more. Like my boyfriend for one, and everything else for two. I'm always a worthy opponent, but I'm also a perfect boy's dream girl, a best friend, a SG, a daughter, an employee, a student and a nutcase among other things so I just don't have time for poor sportsmanship. Therefore, I'm retiring from such games, until something really sparks my interest.



Here is hoping all the days ahead
Won't be as bitter as the ones behind you
Be an optimist instead
And somehow happiness will find you