harlow

The Story of the Juggling of the Balls

so i never got around to telling the story about the night i was juggling balls.

the saturday before i left newquay i went out. i went to belushis and jamie was there. now jamie is only like 22 or something but we hav a great time together wen we see eachother out and there is a bit of a spark between us. he fancies me but he is a good respectful saffa boy and sometimes i tease him for a laugh. so we're having a laugh at belushis and then i spot that guy id had eye hockey with the night before. he so happens to be friends with a guy who is dating a girl i know so they all come over. then jamie wants to leave but i dont want him to and i havent been introduced to new guy yet. so i convince jamie to go to chy bar with me, but im not ready to leave, so when he is, i tell him to go ahead and i will meet him there and he does!

this gives me a chance to get to know the new guy who turns out to be called ade. then ade and his mates want to go to red square across from chy bar and they say i must go with them, but i know that jamie is waiting for me at chy bar, so i tell them, i will meet up with them, i just need to pop into chy bar.

so im at chy bar, having a laugh with jamie, i mustve been there for about an hour. ade had given me his hat to wear which jamie stole from me and it ended up on one of jamie's friends heads who had disappeared. so while jamie is on the koola dancefloor looking for his mate with my hat, i bump dave, the dreadlocked guy from the hostel who ive been fucking. he is so wasted and i stop him and tell him, hey, im leaving tomorrow and he says, have a great trip and for a minute i was like, oh, um, thanks (for not caring!) but then he just starts kissing me. fuck he kisses like a dream! luckily jamie didnt see us!

so as we are leaving chy bar on our way over to red square, jamie disappears, so i keep going, knowing that ade is waiting for me at red square and trues god as i walk in the door he is there and he says to me, i thought you werent coming. so we go to the bar and stand behind the pillar for a while chatting until it gets too loud and crowded so we move to a more open place and we are talking about tattoos wen jamie suddenly appears asking me if ive seen his mates we were with at chy bar, i say no and he disappears.

soon after i want to go home, so ade walks me home and i tell him to text me 15 reasons why i shouldnt go back to london and should stay in newquay (given we hav just met, thats a mean feat!) but as we are walking up to the hostel, i am texting jamie telling him im on my way home and about to walk past his house (im drunk and a bit horny, but happy) and he asks me if im walking home alone and i say no, but ill be alone in about five minutes. haha!

so i say goodbye to ade (no kissing!) and let myself into the hostel and call jamie and we hav a great conversation about what a great time we have together and how we enjoy each others company. he says i should go round to his and im a bit tempted, but then i think, no, im happy, i want to go to bed, so i say goodnight.

i think that was pretty much expert ball juggling! two guys on the go on the same night in the same place and neither of them knew about the other haha!

kiss the boys and make them cry!