"Goodbye Newquay"
It was fun while it lasted. I discovered Jagermeister and that I do in fact enjoy a certain brand of Techno. I learned to surf, a bit. I acquired a hell of a lot of bruises, cuts, grazes and injuries. I got drunk. A lot. I slept with the most unlikely people and a couple of hot brazillians. I made awesome friends. I perved to my heart's content. I snogged quite a few girls. I discovered my favourite red wine, its a merlot, I can never remember the name of it. I learned to skate while drunk and never managed to ever skate sober. I learned you definately, definately cannot judge a book by its cover. I got hooked on 24. I ate home made apple crumble. I bought a winter wetsuit. I swam with a wild seal and watched a school of dolphins. I walked on the beach. I worked in the best bar and got fired. I dyed my hair a number of dark colours. I took a lot of photos. A lot. I met half of Australia and New Zealand. My phone was lost and found. I didnt get to sleep with some people I wanted to sleep with. I found out I am sexually disease free. I met some truly awesome people. I took a lot of photos of hot men's yummy tummy's. Contrary to popular belief I didnt sleep with my boss. I skinny dipped in a jacuzzi. I sprained my ankle quite badly play fighting with a boy. I didnt eat one Cornish pasty and I fell in love with the ocean all over again.
Im gonna miss you Newquay, but Im sure I'll be back
It was fun while it lasted. I discovered Jagermeister and that I do in fact enjoy a certain brand of Techno. I learned to surf, a bit. I acquired a hell of a lot of bruises, cuts, grazes and injuries. I got drunk. A lot. I slept with the most unlikely people and a couple of hot brazillians. I made awesome friends. I perved to my heart's content. I snogged quite a few girls. I discovered my favourite red wine, its a merlot, I can never remember the name of it. I learned to skate while drunk and never managed to ever skate sober. I learned you definately, definately cannot judge a book by its cover. I got hooked on 24. I ate home made apple crumble. I bought a winter wetsuit. I swam with a wild seal and watched a school of dolphins. I walked on the beach. I worked in the best bar and got fired. I dyed my hair a number of dark colours. I took a lot of photos. A lot. I met half of Australia and New Zealand. My phone was lost and found. I didnt get to sleep with some people I wanted to sleep with. I found out I am sexually disease free. I met some truly awesome people. I took a lot of photos of hot men's yummy tummy's. Contrary to popular belief I didnt sleep with my boss. I skinny dipped in a jacuzzi. I sprained my ankle quite badly play fighting with a boy. I didnt eat one Cornish pasty and I fell in love with the ocean all over again.
Im gonna miss you Newquay, but Im sure I'll be back
dirtydoctor:
Ha ha, sounds like you made the most of your time there! 
Where are you off to next?
Where are you off to next?