harlow

my mate andi and i had a really rough drunkan play fight last night and i think he broke my ankle. im about to go to a&e to get it checked out! he threw me onto the coffee table and broke the glass, i have a huge swollen bruise on my back from that. he stood on my neck also and that hurts, as does the top of my nose and there is no skin on the back of my right arm! ouch!

wen will i realise i am not a boy?