harlow

today i have mostly been changing clothes, sleeping, wanking and fantisising about doing burlesque and pole dancing. i miss pole dancing.

after taking pictures of myself naked, i carried on my quest to invent a fool proof avenue to world domination. unfortunately i am the fool...

actually today, i have mostly been day dreaming, between furiosly getting myself off.

i day dream about someone buying me everything off my amazon wish list. i day dream about the man out there who is looking for me.

i wonder where the girl i used to be went and if its possible to re employ her as the managing director of my empire.

my body is a temple. come in and worship.

came up with that line the other day. i still like the one i invented a few years ago at a strip club. i was looking at this regular thinking he looks like hed be pretty crap in bed, but i wouldnt say no to him trying to prove me wrong, hence: i bet youre pretty crap in bed. care to prove me wrong?

im a fucking genius.

actually. i ride a horse called genius.

i often fall off.