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Its the first day of my 2 week Vacation and I already got run over by a car! WOOHOO

I'm not very sportive... I played soccer for a couple of years when I was a child, there was school sports of course and since I joined the air force 8 years ago, I'm kept fit
But I never did any unnecessary sport. The only exception was running a few miles a day with the (too fat) dog of my parents, but this was more to amuse myself... Unfortunately I got extreme back ache from running... and the dog of my parents died, so I stopped running.
A few months after I stopped running I got my first Inline Skates. Not for this stunt shit the kids do, but for long distance one or two hours a day. After three years I still dont know how to jump or do any of that stuff the kids do on tv (breaking their bones for our amusement) but on the other hand: I never fell and never crashed into someone.

Until today...

Someones (&$($& blind, volkswagen driving grandmother decided to test my agility on skates. I failed and crashed into the back of that fucking Golf (making two nice dents into her car with my wrist guards).

I think this is a sign of God: don't do Sports or I will crush you! God is an evil God!

Scary detail in my pics...