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Note to self:
1. Put up the suspension hooks with heavy chains
2. Move the picture of Charles manson from the bedroom to the living room
3. Buy german shepard or black lab
4. Hang upside down cross on front door
Uhm yea, I guess that could work to prevent the next asshole from trying to break into my house. I guess all I can...
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1. Put up the suspension hooks with heavy chains
2. Move the picture of Charles manson from the bedroom to the living room
3. Buy german shepard or black lab
4. Hang upside down cross on front door
Uhm yea, I guess that could work to prevent the next asshole from trying to break into my house. I guess all I can...
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guitargeek:
Give your grandmother binoculars and a shotgun.
ruicosta:
hummmmm
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rockstarinc:
I think they may total my car out.. 
I'm planning the contents of my special travel bag that must be inspected by airport security. List of items will be:
1. Supersized vibrator with nubs
2. Roll of bondage tape
3. Plastic gun
4. Mistress outfit (or maybe I should be wearing this when traveling)
5. Large size dog collar - pink with rhinestones
6. Leash
7. 49 flavored condoms (how many will be...
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1. Supersized vibrator with nubs
2. Roll of bondage tape
3. Plastic gun
4. Mistress outfit (or maybe I should be wearing this when traveling)
5. Large size dog collar - pink with rhinestones
6. Leash
7. 49 flavored condoms (how many will be...
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twitchmc02:
Make him beg and squeal. 
akathisia:
Just to mess with them why not throw in a huge home play piercing kit with lots of needles.
Or if you are feeling silly, various obscence shaped fruits and vegetables, bananas, zuchini, cucumbers.... "Why i'm sorry officer i guess i DID bring some foreign produce with me....tee hee!"
So silly
-Slie
Or if you are feeling silly, various obscence shaped fruits and vegetables, bananas, zuchini, cucumbers.... "Why i'm sorry officer i guess i DID bring some foreign produce with me....tee hee!"
So silly
-Slie
Hooray, the week has finally ended! Tomorrow night I plan to bust my ass at the gym and then drown my sorrows with lots of alcohol ok, maybe I'll skip the alcohol and just get out and check out a goth club... or replenish my supply of bondage tape for a little trip I will soon be taking I hope everyone has a great weekend!!
ok, maybe I'll skip the alcohol and just get out and check out a goth club... or replenish my supply of bondage tape for a little trip I will soon be taking I hope everyone has a great weekend!!VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
schmylee:
BOO!!!! ...
scared ya huh .....
scared ya huh .....
twitchmc02:
I could hear ya laughing from the next room. Isn't he funny! ?
Rainy rainy day, perfect for sitting back with Colderidge:
The lovely lady, Christabel,
Whom her father loves so well
What makes her in the wood so late,
A furlong from the castle gate?
She had dreams all yesternight
of her own betrothed knight;
And she in the midnight wood will pray
For the weal of her lover that's far away.
Or maybe back to Rimbaud...
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The lovely lady, Christabel,
Whom her father loves so well
What makes her in the wood so late,
A furlong from the castle gate?
She had dreams all yesternight
of her own betrothed knight;
And she in the midnight wood will pray
For the weal of her lover that's far away.
Or maybe back to Rimbaud...
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twitchmc02:
deacon and I are about to get really fuckin crazy
lindy:
hey, you giant A-hole! I am too a lady! You better keep your yap shut of I will post an explicit tell-all about your exploits 
and how you let people feel all up on you with their feet.
and how you let people feel all up on you with their feet.Why does our society push monogomy on us when there are so many interesting people? So many that you can connect with and have this electric energy with.
Which leaves me to wonder.... Can you be in love with more than one person at a time?
Which leaves me to wonder.... Can you be in love with more than one person at a time?
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sillyzebra:
hmmm ... i guess it would depend on how deep in love you truely are....
but what the do i know..i have stripes
but what the do i know..i have stripes
therealtexasguy:
oh, very definitely. the hardest part is choosing between the two (it's rather unlikely all three of you are going to love each other equally...if ya'll don't, it's inevitable one ends up alone and heart broken).
i was in love with one girl for a very long time (several girlfriends, many more "friends", and even a marriage on her half), and still am. i find the physical love dwindling (a fire can go untended only so long), but i still believe to this day that she is one of my soul mates. we may hate each other most of the time, and have a unique ability to righteous piss each other off, but when it's all said and done we're closer than ever.
i was in love with one girl for a very long time (several girlfriends, many more "friends", and even a marriage on her half), and still am. i find the physical love dwindling (a fire can go untended only so long), but i still believe to this day that she is one of my soul mates. we may hate each other most of the time, and have a unique ability to righteous piss each other off, but when it's all said and done we're closer than ever.
btw, what are your arm tats? i thought one might be a dragon.