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Saturday Sep 11, 2004

Sep 11, 2004
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I'm planning the contents of my special travel bag that must be inspected by airport security. List of items will be:

1. Supersized vibrator with nubs shocked
2. Roll of bondage tape
3. Plastic gun
4. Mistress outfit (or maybe I should be wearing this when traveling)
5. Large size dog collar - pink with rhinestones
6. Leash
7. 49 flavored condoms (how many will be left when I get my bag back?)
8. Studded paddle
9. Fish hooks
10. Dunce cap
11. Vampire teeth
12. Living dead girl doll
13. Bag of lollipops

Please let me know if you think anything else should be included in this fun kit wink
VIEW 19 of 19 COMMENTS
twitchmc02:
Make him beg and squeal. wink
Sep 12, 2004
akathisia:
Just to mess with them why not throw in a huge home play piercing kit with lots of needles.

Or if you are feeling silly, various obscence shaped fruits and vegetables, bananas, zuchini, cucumbers.... "Why i'm sorry officer i guess i DID bring some foreign produce with me....tee hee!"

So silly biggrin
-Slie
Sep 17, 2004

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