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Since day one, there has been plenty ado over what is and isn't proper cell phone ettiquette, how dangerous it is to drive while on the phone, answering your phone in the middle of a conversation with a friend, talking too loud, etc. Today, I had a cellphone experience that takes the cake or at the very least, cuts the cheese.

I was just in...
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This morning I noticed things were different. The air didn't taste as sweet, the wind wasn't as soft, the sun didn't feel as warm and yet, the clouds above were full and lustrous and shining ever so brightly. It wasn't until I logged on to the site that I learned why, an angel had been called home....

Farewell Benni..go and give heaven some hell!

Son of a biiiiiii-otch! I wanted to head down to Indio, California to go see Rage Against the Machine who is going to be there with their orginal line up now that they've lanced the boil that was Chris Cornell, let's face it, the man has pipes and all, but lately, he has sounded terrible live and what the fuck was up with that James...
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I was readin' the employee exchange page at work and saw this, made me wanna :

"Subject: Have you seen *Peet's new customer of the week?

Because it is one of our own...Michelle McKenzie! (And so photogenic) If you have yet to see the delightful photos of Michelle up at Peet's, please go there immediately!"

Oh, sure thing, I'll get right on it. Holy shite,...
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Saw 300 last weekend, was alright I guess. Reminded me a lot of one them old arcade games where you're the hero and you're kicking major ass, blowing tons of shit up, rackin' up points like mad, the thrill of the carnage hogging all of your attention, the feeling of power and domination until you get to that one level that gobsmacks you back to...
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Oh, this is great, let me tell you, my company was recently bought by another, or at least the majority of our vendor contracts were, pretty much the same thing, and now my fellow staffers and I are waiting for the other shoe to drop. What's going to happen, what's going to happen? Picture about 100 people calmly going about their daily work meanwhile, in...
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I recieved the news today, the matriarch of my clan is no longer. She was as spirited as any wild mare that roamed free. She danced late into the night and into the early morn urging the band to play on for as long as they could. The music has faded away now and the lights that once shone upon the dance floor have long...
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit

Gotta just love UPS! I mean really, those guys are absolutley the best! It's about 11:30am and a package I am just dying to get that was supposed to be delivered today hasn't shown up. So, I track my package on the UPS website and it says that my business is closed today (that's funny, I guess I forgot to tell myself) so I'll have...
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I was out in the woods seeking knowledge one day when I came across an old man sitting on a large rock by a slow moving creek. He sat in the lotus position stroking his beard and taking puffs from a long, thin pipe. He said unto me, "weary traveller, what is it that has brought you to see such an old fool as myself...
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