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Friday Sep 30, 2005

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There she lay beside me, half dead from exhaustion. "Oh, baby! You did me so good! she mumbled before falling completely asleep.

"Whatever you say dear," I thought to myself then pulled a crisp Benjiman from my money clip and left it on the dresser on my way out. Standing in the hallway, I scratched my chin, "I need a shave...and some pills."

I was dying slowly, nothing to be done about except numb the pain that came and went. I used to give a shit and now nothing seemed to matter. There was a time I would've felt sorry for that prositiute I left in that motel room, having to sell her body in order to survive, she was probably not even twenty years old. I couldn't bother with that at the moment, I got what I needed and so did she. Fair's fair, oh blah-dee, oh blah-dah, life goes on, at least for another six months if that quack back in Stanton knows his stuff.

"Hey! HEY!"

I believe some one's calling me. Better stop and see what the fine gentleman wants.

"It's $200 for the ho, man! You owe me anotha bill, Jack!"

"How'd you know my name?"

"What?! You think this is funny?"

"Well, that suit of yours is a real hoot. What made you decide to go with the pink Kango and red dress shirt?" Normally, I would have never gotten myself into a situation like this and if I did, I would be running like hell about now, didn't matter that I had a good 30 pounds on this upstanding businessman.

Well, that was the last straw as far Huggie Bear was concerned. Out came his steel piece of manhood meant to do me in and then carve his initials in my forehead.

"Uh, oh, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny," I laughed and lifted my shirt up to give him a clearer target, " I just bought this, I don't want it to get ripped."

My impending doom stood there in disbelief, "Man, you a fucked up motherfucker! Forget man! You already gone!" He turned and headed back towards the motel.

"Wait! You didn't give me chance to talk about the shoes. Their faux crocodile right?" He just kept walking and shaking his head. "Great! Now what?" I stood their scratching my chin some more, the streetlight above me went out leaving me in complete darkness...

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