happyboy

Okay, what piece of my soul can I expose today? Let me think...hmm....there was that time I drove past that accident scene on the highway, til' this day I get a little spooked when I see anything covered in a yellow tarp. Both my big toes are double jointed. When I was ten, I accidentally shot my neighbor's cat with a pellet gun trying to shoot a can off the fence, I felt too guilty to ever tell them. Like an ass, I fell in love with the first girl I ever had sex with and she tore my heart out, put it in a blender, drank it and then peed it back out all over my shoes. That was rather dark and twisted, but tune in later and I'll reveal some stuff about me that is light,