You know that saying, "beer before liquor, never sicker" well in my case it was more like "too many clear liquids in a glass gaurantee you will fall on your ass."
We had put down a few beers when Soala wanted to see how many Martini's I could drink so he challenged me to a contest. I managed to do about six, I think, I don't count so good when I'm drunk.
Anyway, we got up to leave and catch a cab. I was walking all cool and smooth, I was so proud of myself, "yeah, no one can tell I'm drunk, they just keep lookin' at me 'cause I'm a sexy bastard!" No sooner do I get out the door, then BAM! I am on my ass wonderin' "when did everyone get so friggin' tall?".
Luckily, I don't have any battle wounds and Soala woke up early the next day to pay homage to the porcelain god so I guess I won the contest.
We had put down a few beers when Soala wanted to see how many Martini's I could drink so he challenged me to a contest. I managed to do about six, I think, I don't count so good when I'm drunk.
Anyway, we got up to leave and catch a cab. I was walking all cool and smooth, I was so proud of myself, "yeah, no one can tell I'm drunk, they just keep lookin' at me 'cause I'm a sexy bastard!" No sooner do I get out the door, then BAM! I am on my ass wonderin' "when did everyone get so friggin' tall?".
Luckily, I don't have any battle wounds and Soala woke up early the next day to pay homage to the porcelain god so I guess I won the contest.