I was at the market the other day buying my usual bachelor crap when this old guy, must have been in his seventies I think, walked by and then cut a huge, loud fart. And, it may sound weird but, I was kinda jealous.
He walked by, got a couple aisles away and let it loose all over the dairy section he had just passed....
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He walked by, got a couple aisles away and let it loose all over the dairy section he had just passed....
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lavonne:
Okanagan
jamielee:
After reading this journal, you, my friend, are my hero. LET FARTING RING!!!!!
Argh! For want of a camera! The hummingbird family that has set up camp in my work building's courtyard, check my Natural Beauty picture folder, is thriving with gobbs of wonderful activity! The babies are almost as big as Mom now. Whenever she sits down upon the nest she looks as if she has three heads, one atop her shoulders where one ought to be...
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devilwoman:
Thank you, you've made me all shy! 
The straightness is only a temporary measure though, fighting nature gets to be such a chore!
The straightness is only a temporary measure though, fighting nature gets to be such a chore!
dewees:
it was nice to wearing such a short skirt that day so i could adjust my junk whenever i felt uncomfortable... poor agent 47
happyboy:
io
One of the best parts of my job as an office manager is when I place a supply order with OfficeMax. The first thing I do after logging myself on to their site is click on this button that says "Create New Order." For a few seconds, I am filled with devilish glee thinking how I would remold the world in my new vision and...
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devilwoman:
Ho ho ho low blow! 
devilwoman:
Yeah but its rained here everyday for the last year....thats much worse. I'll swap ya!
Yesterday my niece, Ember, who is almost 2 and a half now, was over for a visit. She is so curious about everything. She found a roll of chapstick on my dresser and proceeded to put some on me, then herself, then me, then herself, then me....before long we both had chapstick all over our faces. We then played on the piano for a little...
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cklarock:
Scott, Irish (Really the same when you think of it)
WHAT!!!!!!!one???
RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR
(tips over Happyboy's car, and sets it on fire)
cklarock:
Yeah, I'm looking in to putting together a business plan and setting up a little T-Shirt / etc. business on the side.
Netflix came the other day and I watched House of Shadows and Fog starring Jennifer Connelly and Ben Kingsley. From the get go, I was on Ben's side while I never really liked Jennifer's character but towards the end I felt a little sorry for her. This is a movie I trully recommend seeing especially considering the time we are living in with the war...
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sophie:
i would furckin' love to have a copy of that show on tape! i would love to plant it in my boss' VCR and make him watch!
anyways, the strange point of my whole complaining journal entry is that i'm really thankful for the sweet ways that people have been so gentle and cool with me on this site lately. i have been just loving all the great comments. good stuff!
[Edited on Apr 04, 2006 2:21PM]
anyways, the strange point of my whole complaining journal entry is that i'm really thankful for the sweet ways that people have been so gentle and cool with me on this site lately. i have been just loving all the great comments. good stuff!
[Edited on Apr 04, 2006 2:21PM]
sophie:
someday we'll meet, and you'll be like, "her online persona was so different!" ha ha. maybe, maybe not.
so, what i want to know is, what's your latest treat from netflix? we have two movies from them just waiting to get watched, but when my brother was in town he bought us a copy of South Park Season 7 and goldurnit i've been sucked in!
so, what i want to know is, what's your latest treat from netflix? we have two movies from them just waiting to get watched, but when my brother was in town he bought us a copy of South Park Season 7 and goldurnit i've been sucked in!
Remember those good ol' days when you were little and your body had almost mutant-like ability to heal it self? Almost any injury, knee scrap, boo boo, what have you would heal fast and, more often then not, leave no trace behind. Now that I'm older, it's an entirely different story.
I wouldn't say I'm accident prone but, I am definitely clumsy. I bang into...
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I wouldn't say I'm accident prone but, I am definitely clumsy. I bang into...
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cklarock:
As if you could read too much of the best fantasy comic book of all time!
sophie:
thank you happy my friend. i am going to call you happy my friend forever and ever. and when i'm very excited i'm going to call you happymyfriend. heh.
yeah, i have been sending out resumes and really putting energy into looking for my next job, so i totally had planned to quit before they could get me too. but LAME-ASSES! they got the motherfuckin' jump start!
the weirdest part is that the policy is to give your person 30 days. can you believe that? state jobs are so weird.
yeah, i have been sending out resumes and really putting energy into looking for my next job, so i totally had planned to quit before they could get me too. but LAME-ASSES! they got the motherfuckin' jump start!
the weirdest part is that the policy is to give your person 30 days. can you believe that? state jobs are so weird.
"You will find yourself in a position of dignity in the end."
What does that mean, that on the day I die I will have remembered to wear clean underwear or something? I tell ya whoever writes fortune cookies these days is one opaque cat.
Let's see, my lucky numbers are 23, 14, 27, 44, 5, and....hah, they're my lucky numbers, mine, MINE! I'm going...
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What does that mean, that on the day I die I will have remembered to wear clean underwear or something? I tell ya whoever writes fortune cookies these days is one opaque cat.
Let's see, my lucky numbers are 23, 14, 27, 44, 5, and....hah, they're my lucky numbers, mine, MINE! I'm going...
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cklarock:
Gooooooo Loggers!
I was havin' a bad day and my job wasn't helping yesterday. I gotta leave that place behind. The benefits are nice, the pay ain't so competitive though. The people I work with are alright however, most of the cool ones are no longer with the company. I need a change of scenery, I need to mosey, or as Jacko said in the WIZ, I...
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cklarock:
Do you do pullups every day?
cklarock:
You can do them in sets; that's the best way. Decreasing by 2s seems to work for me. I'll go for 8/6/4/2, and then I've done 18 pullups.
This is kind of cool, though-- do the handstand pushups (even if you don't get off the ground) for a month and then go try some pullups. It's pretty amazing how many more pullups you can do. I'm not exactly sure why working the pushing muscles helps the pulling muscles, but it totally does.
Biomechanically, any exercise you do that moves your center of gravity through space (pullups, pushups, squats) gets your nervous system more involved and produces better results.
This is kind of cool, though-- do the handstand pushups (even if you don't get off the ground) for a month and then go try some pullups. It's pretty amazing how many more pullups you can do. I'm not exactly sure why working the pushing muscles helps the pulling muscles, but it totally does.
Biomechanically, any exercise you do that moves your center of gravity through space (pullups, pushups, squats) gets your nervous system more involved and produces better results.
I fucking hate my job
chloe:
I'm sorry about the job
But thanks for the comment on my new set- I think it may be my favorite comment.
But thanks for the comment on my new set- I think it may be my favorite comment.
Argh! $500 to fix my stupid, stupid car! Son of a MOTHER, kick me sideways and tell me that ya looooove me! Why the fuck am I an office manager? I should go to the Seqouia Institute and become certified, certifiable, somethin' ta that nature. Then maybe I can charge $90 an hour for my services plus parts. Jeez! Them bastard mechanic boys can really...
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