I recieved the news today, the matriarch of my clan is no longer. She was as spirited as any wild mare that roamed free. She danced late into the night and into the early morn urging the band to play on for as long as they could. The music has faded away now and the lights that once shone upon the dance floor have long...
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit
abbie:
Amen. On the line, that is.
Not the cereal bowl thoughts.
Although those are rather nice as well.
Not the cereal bowl thoughts.
Although those are rather nice as well.
morgan:
I've been thinking about the punching bag idea. My first thought writing that journal entry was about a game I played at Dave and Busters once that was a boxing game, but you actually had to move as if you were boxing (think Dance Dance Revolution for boxing) and DAMN playing that game felt good. Got out a lot of agression!
Gotta just love UPS! I mean really, those guys are absolutley the best! It's about 11:30am and a package I am just dying to get that was supposed to be delivered today hasn't shown up. So, I track my package on the UPS website and it says that my business is closed today (that's funny, I guess I forgot to tell myself) so I'll have...
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meow:
Sorry to hear. That's lame.
I was out in the woods seeking knowledge one day when I came across an old man sitting on a large rock by a slow moving creek. He sat in the lotus position stroking his beard and taking puffs from a long, thin pipe. He said unto me, "weary traveller, what is it that has brought you to see such an old fool as myself...
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VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
cklarock:
It's amazing that kid even survived-- people who aren't touched either don't make it or turn out like my friend the commando (the guy in the swamp with a knife in his teeth). 
sysca:
Oh shit, this translation is really funny!
I can't understand! this is not "french" but it was really funny thank you because I was really sad and now I smile ^^
I can't understand! this is not "french" but it was really funny thank you because I was really sad and now I smile ^^
mercedes:
the result
the result
sysca:
Thank you for your comment, that's sweet! Funny french translation ^^
I blame myself. If I had more ambition I would have a much more satisfying job, at least one with not so much down time. Aside from the occassional fire that I have to put out, I more or less get a days pay for just one true hour's worth of actual labor. Whenever I am told by folks of how I am such a...
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There she stood, her red hair blowing about her, in front of her doe-like eyes, poking her ears, waving back and forth. She curled her toes in so hard that both her feet were on the verge of cramping into knots. Time stood still and was lost all at once, paralyzed inside her own body she watched him coming closer and closer with an inquisitive...
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sindri:
what is that? i enjoyed it...
sindri:
are you writing a book? i love the way you wrote it. 
I'm bored, can't think of anything else to write so, here's 5 things people do and have on this site that I think are tacky:
1. Reminding folks you have a birthday coming up and fishing for gifts
2. That "Sorry, for friends only" shite that's spreading like the bloody plague
3. Having a wish list
4. Saying "Rocks my socks"
5. "I love it"...
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1. Reminding folks you have a birthday coming up and fishing for gifts
2. That "Sorry, for friends only" shite that's spreading like the bloody plague
3. Having a wish list
4. Saying "Rocks my socks"
5. "I love it"...
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Had a sudden yen for something to nosh on so I perused the selections offered by the snack machine tucked away in close proximity to my warehouse office. Do I want salty or sweet, salty or sweet? Made my pick, a mini pack of Redvines, best impulse snack in the world this side of a frozen Snickers bar, uh huh! As I started to nibble...
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Well, time for a health update:
When I first started getting back into shape my resting heart rate was 90, my cholesterol was a whopping 265 (I was at the point that I kept hearing this ever present ticking sound), my blood pressure was 170 and my weight hovered between 205 and 210.
Today, my heartrate is 66, my cholesterol is comfortably under 200, my...
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When I first started getting back into shape my resting heart rate was 90, my cholesterol was a whopping 265 (I was at the point that I kept hearing this ever present ticking sound), my blood pressure was 170 and my weight hovered between 205 and 210.
Today, my heartrate is 66, my cholesterol is comfortably under 200, my...
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chloe:
Heh heh heh, plenty of moves. I think crushes are just designed to be torture.
I feel old, I am old, that's not the point. I feel old as in I feel tired. Maybe I should have just said that. Aw, I'm too much of both to give a crap.....
phoenix:
Yeah, I laughed when I hit myself too, 'cause I really wasn't expecting it to hurt that much. Thanks for the advice. I really feel better now that I got it all out in writing.
sureality:
So I noticed you dug the last bailey set! If you are interested you can read about behind the scenes info in my Oct. 31st journal entry. So did you notice the burning car? Most people mised it. Its our fun little "plant".
Sometimes it's the little things that can bring you so much joy like the fact that the inside of your thighs no longer rub together when you walk. I use to weigh 205 and now, after cutting out all fast food and way down on my beer consumption, I tip the scales at 176! I want to get down to at least 165, preferablely 160...
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