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I am so tired....oh, nappy, nap, nap.....snzzzz...

I wanna be spontaneous and catch fire. Live the most I've ever lived in a matter of seconds. Then have my ashes collected and given to an old lady who takes pride in her yard to help fertilize her gradenias.

I wanna be more full of life. Say how I feel. Let words like decorum and tact be some one elses chains. If I hear...
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I am in a rut, one big, honkin' rut. Hmmm....I know, I'll go to Target and stock up on polo shirts! Yeah!

(points to head and mockingly blows brains out)

Each one has a soapbox to stand on, a microphone to talk into. Everyone wants so desperately to be their friend but, only a few of them have an actual reason why. You talk to them, stroke their egos, sympathize with them, offer them comfort, sometimes you agree with them, let them know they aren't alone and that you share common things. Alas, it is...
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I think when I was born either the instruction manual got lost or was never included in the box. Would certainly explain why no one, including myself, knows what do with me. My soul wasn't screwed in properly and is still loose. The parts of my brain that would have given me passion and the ability to see the point in anything were never snapped...
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Man, I was thinking about her last night, my grandmother. I haven't been to vist here in a couple of years. She comes here several times, so it's not like we don't see each other, but still.

I hate to fly, that's my biggest obstacle. I'm in California and she's in conneticut, so it would be a long flight at that. I can't relax on...
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I find reassurance in the weirdest places sometimes.

Have you ever been down about yourself, think that you suck, aren't doing well at work and then a coworker does sloppy work or just out and out fucks up and you take shameful glee from it realizing that it isn't just you who sometimes has trouble finding their own nose?

The landlord for the building I...
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As cantankerous as he was, old Jacque was a great artist. His work easily rivaled that of Van Gogh, Monet, and others. But, almost no one knew of him. He was like the withered blues guitarist you stumbled upon while walking down some random country road. He'd play you something so incredible you swore he must have sold his soul to the devil and when...
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Argh! Someone just microwaved some popcorn! Yuck! I can tell 'cause it smells like someone peed in the hallway and when I just went in to the kitchen the smell smacked me in the face hard!

That stuff should be outlawed, it reaks! Makes me wonder about the person at the company where I work who eats the stuff every day even though it smells...
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Man, it's like the time I shook hands with Chuck Norris and didn't want to wash my hand for the rest of the day. Dusty is a fuckin' awesome chick and I love hearing from her especially when she jibes me back for the comments I leave her. It's only been a few times, but each time I get a reply from her I don't...
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Chances are
'cause I wear a silly grin
the moment you walk into view,
Chances are that I'm in love with you

I just loaded that ol' Jerry Mathis song on to my Ipod and I am now realizing, as sweet and soothing as it sounds, it's also creepy in a way. Like if you were being stalked by someone and they played that over...
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