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hanzzarate

Hacienda Heights Ca, In Seattle U-District now.

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Saturday Nov 24, 2007

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Asylum Ink Custom Tattoos NOW OPEN!!

4209 N.E. University Way

Seattle Wa. 98105

206.632.0201





These are conversations that happen with people in a tattoo shop, don't be a douch bag and be the same... Example


Hanz: so, why are you getting this kanji, that says good and evil, and love?

Stupid customer chic: ya.. you know...ummm... It means alot, I don't get tattoos that don't mean anything. Its like...umm.... when I was younger my friends use to say that I had too much to give, and ummm..... It's like life you know... good and evil...ya know....plus, I wanted to get something original. I think making one red, the other one blue and one black would be cool, what do you think..

Hanz:...................

Stupid customer chic: I don't know... I figured no one has it like that. Have you ever done anything like this?

Hanz:......... no, of course I have never done the same kanji tattoos that everyone has dealing with good, evil or love. As a matter of fact I have never even done a single tribal tattoo or have never heard a customer say "YEA, I have been thinking about getting a sleeve, but I really don't know what I want yet."

Stupid customer chic: Awesome, I am glad that this tattoo is original. I have never seen anything like it.

Hanz: (runs to the restroom, and shoots himself in the face with a gun)


OR... ALTERNATE ENDING


Hanz: so, why are you getting this kanji, that says good and evil, and love?

Stupid customer chic: ya.. you know...ummm... It means alot, I don't get tattoos that don't mean anything. Its like...umm.... when I was younger my friends use to say that I had too much to give, and ummm..... It's like life you know... good and evil...ya know....plus, I wanted to get something original. I think making one red, the other one blue and one black would be cool, what do you think..

Hanz:...................

Stupid customer chic: I don't know... I figured no one has it like that. Have you ever done anything like this?

Hanz:......... no, of course I have never done the same kanji tattoos that everyone has dealing with good, evil or love. As a matter of fact I have never even done a single tribal tattoo or have never heard a customer say "YEA, I have been thinking about getting a sleeve, but I really don't know what I want yet."

Stupid customer chic: Awesome, I am glad that this tattoo is original. I have never seen anything like it.

Hanz: (takes off gloves and walks to the back room and grabs a hammer and charges client and ruthlessly beats Stupid customer chic to a pulp) YOU DUMB ASS!!!!!!!! I HATE KANJI AND TRIBAL TATTOOS!!!! DIE..

BETTER?


Hanz The King of Pirates


ARRR!!! ARRR!!!
vitamins:
I like the second ending were the stupid chic gets it, it makes a better ending the artist should stay alive and be the hero by taking out one more stupid person.

Stupid people deserve to be kicked in the head.
Nov 25, 2007
piratepixie:
horray!!! I like your story... But I'm super happy excited for you that your stop is opened YAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!
Dec 3, 2007

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