Today I smashed that stupid lute of that annoying bard. It's not even possible to bath in peace. I don't mind if he fucks every woman in town, but if he tries to sing or play his lute I always feel like cutting of my ears it sounds so horrible. I don't mind hearing a Troll feeding on a goblin from time to time. I mean if I mind my own business the screams die down pretty quickly, but everywhere I go has always to be a good for nothing bard that just fucks around. I wish they would just conscript them into the military so I could finally have some peace.
