I remember as a child my mom told me about her sleeping patterns. She'd be out of bed every morning before 9. I thought it was the strangest thing in the world. The weekend is for staying out all night and sleeping all day. I must be getting old. Fuck you genetics. Fuck you.
The last two nights have been full of rad ass partying....
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The last two nights have been full of rad ass partying....
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missmyla:
My problem is that I get easily distracted. Boobies will do that, you know 
solomantra:
Well, booze makes it hard for me to fall asleep and forces me to wake up early. Something with the sugars inside, especially wine. I hate that feeling of being tired and drunk but not being able to slumber.
My neighbors are pussies. And by pussies, I mean they suck.
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automatic:
Ah well... What can ya do?
pharmgirl:
Mine suck too. 
This is it.. The fucking weekend. I deserve this so much. Thanks to all the alcohol that made it possible.
friedbanana:
Indeed. I am headed out now to enjoy some alcohol
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time
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friedbanana:
Someone fart into a flame?
solomantra:
Are you high?
I lost my robe again. Sigh.
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hypnogogic:
Only a true pervert, like myself would catch that
pharmgirl:
How did you lose your robe? 
Deadline: July 31, 2005
Final #1
Time Spent: 20 minutes
Class Grade: A-
Back to the books.
Update
Final #2
Time Spent: 30 minutes
Class Grade: A
In a truly historic turn-of-events, this quarter may be a full A sweep. Let me drink one to apathy.
Final #1
Time Spent: 20 minutes
Class Grade: A-
Back to the books.
Update
Final #2
Time Spent: 30 minutes
Class Grade: A
In a truly historic turn-of-events, this quarter may be a full A sweep. Let me drink one to apathy.
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pharmgirl:
Good job! I haven't gotten an A in a class that mattered in more than 2 years. You rock.
rin:
which one are you going to be drunk for?
I've decided to take at least one final under the influence of alcohol. Oh, to nip right off the flask while I'm taking a final. Skully, you are the only one who understands me.
My birthday is approaching fast. It feels scary. Car renting age. Adultness. No college degree to speak of. Does anyone else ever feel like they've behind? The list I'm giving relatives.....
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My birthday is approaching fast. It feels scary. Car renting age. Adultness. No college degree to speak of. Does anyone else ever feel like they've behind? The list I'm giving relatives.....
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hypnogogic:
I disowned my mom too. She told me that she could not respect "someone like that" meaning ladybelmont
Isnt family great.
I own 1 of those on vinyl....
Isnt family great.
I own 1 of those on vinyl....
actionverb:
now, is this where the orchestra picks up and plays "For Whom The Bell Tolls"? Apocalyptica does a nice cover of that.
Ah! The microwave, it beeps!
Ah! The microwave, it beeps!
"woke up today, just called to say, 'your bodies cold and you're goin' nowhere'"
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solomantra:
Not only are girls gross (per your "current crush"), but they're so sweet they gave me diabetes. What a price to pay! It just ain't worth it.
Anyway, I'm new here, just stumbled by your journal via baby blue...
Are you going to reveal some of the naughty redneck propositions that got whispered in your ear during that pageant?
Anyway, I'm new here, just stumbled by your journal via baby blue...
Are you going to reveal some of the naughty redneck propositions that got whispered in your ear during that pageant?
amaryllis111:
posted
Just remember..
If you call yourself my friend..
and.. were not at the WTBP...
I think you are a fucking pussy. No matter what I said to you when I was sober.
If you call yourself my friend..
and.. were not at the WTBP...
I think you are a fucking pussy. No matter what I said to you when I was sober.
desidia:
I have no friends.
...or money
...or money
technogrrrl:
Ahhh, but I was serving you drinks at my house before/during the WTBP and could not leave so I had better not be on your list of fucking pussies.
And dammit, the Doug Fir shows make it hard to get a good night's sleep!
And dammit, the Doug Fir shows make it hard to get a good night's sleep!
Gross, gross, serendipity.
This has been a long weekend already. Those of you looking for me tonight might not recognize me. I've partied my face clean off. It will take awhile for a new one to grow back. If you're lucky, it'll be back by tonight to celebrate. So it goes.
My sister had been in town the last couple days. We had a...
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This has been a long weekend already. Those of you looking for me tonight might not recognize me. I've partied my face clean off. It will take awhile for a new one to grow back. If you're lucky, it'll be back by tonight to celebrate. So it goes.
My sister had been in town the last couple days. We had a...
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babyblue:
Sweet! I'll call you after he leaves for Seattle. I don't even know if I have anything white-trashy to wear. Hmmm....
twilight1:
That "celebration" you have there is the best thing I've seen yet.
