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Monday Oct 03, 2005

Oct 3, 2005
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Today I realized...

Mario is a sixties acid casualty experiencing life as a drugged delusion. I'm serious. How else do you explain away a plumber living in a magical world. If I had to pump shit everyday, I'd ingest acid by the barrells. I'd be shooting heroin in my eyes. Speaking of our heroine, Princess Toadstool is probably a hooker with gold teeth,

If you take one look at Luigi, you can tell he's a meth head. That long lanky body and bulging eyes. He'd probably slit his own mothers throat for a nickel. And Toad? That dude is definitely their pusher-man.

As if you had to ask.. Koopa is none other than The Man.
bankerboy:
Too much time at Ground Kontrol?
Oct 3, 2005
miguelitooooo:
there are better places to shoot heroin than your eyeballs.

though i never tried my eyeballs...
Oct 3, 2005

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