Today I realized...
Mario is a sixties acid casualty experiencing life as a drugged delusion. I'm serious. How else do you explain away a plumber living in a magical world. If I had to pump shit everyday, I'd ingest acid by the barrells. I'd be shooting heroin in my eyes. Speaking of our heroine, Princess Toadstool is probably a hooker with gold teeth,
If you take one look at Luigi, you can tell he's a meth head. That long lanky body and bulging eyes. He'd probably slit his own mothers throat for a nickel. And Toad? That dude is definitely their pusher-man.
As if you had to ask.. Koopa is none other than The Man.
Mario is a sixties acid casualty experiencing life as a drugged delusion. I'm serious. How else do you explain away a plumber living in a magical world. If I had to pump shit everyday, I'd ingest acid by the barrells. I'd be shooting heroin in my eyes. Speaking of our heroine, Princess Toadstool is probably a hooker with gold teeth,
If you take one look at Luigi, you can tell he's a meth head. That long lanky body and bulging eyes. He'd probably slit his own mothers throat for a nickel. And Toad? That dude is definitely their pusher-man.
As if you had to ask.. Koopa is none other than The Man.
though i never tried my eyeballs...