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Tuesday Jun 21, 2005

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The Super Thrilling Update: Black Gold in my Teeth Edition..

I eat babies for breakfast. Babies and bunny rabbits. They make oil in my stomach that drives my big American Car. You are crazy jealous of my Big Amercian Way of Life. Which is a registered trademark, you commie pinko's. I'm just too lazy to find the symbol. Again. I am living too large to notice such details.

Tonight I was walking through the desert with a tank. I carried the tank on my back through the delta because I'm just American like that. It was so much fun, seeing all the shining faces of the local people Sure Greetings Promised of Domestic Xenophobes. They are good people.

Even someone so badass as me, A Real American, has his down and outs. I had to kill a whole village of poor people to feel better about myself.

Hope everyone is doing as super American as I am. puke
VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
bankerboy:
Is this the John Kerry version or the John McCain version?
Jun 22, 2005
hippomonki:
if they were jewish babies would they be kosher?
or does it depend on how they're killed??
Jun 22, 2005

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