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Friday Jun 18, 2004

Jun 18, 2004
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I need water, I'm wilting. My attention span has been reduced to that of a gerbils. I feel like I should be sitting on a porch with a glass of lemonade and a shotgun. I've heard that the people in the Southern states are fairly thick. A friend of mine lived in the south for awhile. His theory being that it only seems like Southerners are thick because it's so goddamn hot that no one can think. After today I'm inclined to agree.

Pirate was fun. As always it was chock full of piratey pirateness. Piratey pirateness and moxie, lots and lots of moxie.

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VIEW 14 of 14 COMMENTS
matthewvw:
Man I am so hot. In a bad way. Keep packing! Better things await very soon!
Jun 21, 2004
ryan:
frown yer mean. see if i sit on your lap again. tongue
Jun 21, 2004

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