Dear People Trying to Purchase my Bicycle:
Hi. I know you've been emailing me all day today. I really would like to be more helpful... the problem is that I don't really want to sell my bicycle. I'm at odds with my inner consumerist whore and my sensible self; the part of me that cannot justify having two bicycles. You see, I really love the bicycle I just purchased. It fits me and my lifestyle a whole lot better. It's the kind of bicycle you purchase after you've been around them enough to know what you actually want.
Trouble is, dear friends, is that I can justify having two bicycles. I'm not buying Tri-Met passes anymore. This is the only way I plan on getting around town. What if Frederique gets stolen? What if she breaks down? It makes sense to have another bicycle around.... right? RIGHT? Ah, I see I remain the ever consuming consumerist. I should go clean out my closets (if I had them).
Anyway, so I'm selling my bicycle and it's really hard to do. I hope you can forgive me when I don't respond to you, or when I am short on my answers or don't provide pictures. This just isn't something I want to do, deep down. Yet, my sensible side prevails and knows this is something necessary. If I accumulate bicycles like I accumulate guitars, there would just be no room for me or my baby.
I should consider myself blessed that I consider this a hard decision to make. My life is gravy.
Hi. I know you've been emailing me all day today. I really would like to be more helpful... the problem is that I don't really want to sell my bicycle. I'm at odds with my inner consumerist whore and my sensible self; the part of me that cannot justify having two bicycles. You see, I really love the bicycle I just purchased. It fits me and my lifestyle a whole lot better. It's the kind of bicycle you purchase after you've been around them enough to know what you actually want.
Trouble is, dear friends, is that I can justify having two bicycles. I'm not buying Tri-Met passes anymore. This is the only way I plan on getting around town. What if Frederique gets stolen? What if she breaks down? It makes sense to have another bicycle around.... right? RIGHT? Ah, I see I remain the ever consuming consumerist. I should go clean out my closets (if I had them).
Anyway, so I'm selling my bicycle and it's really hard to do. I hope you can forgive me when I don't respond to you, or when I am short on my answers or don't provide pictures. This just isn't something I want to do, deep down. Yet, my sensible side prevails and knows this is something necessary. If I accumulate bicycles like I accumulate guitars, there would just be no room for me or my baby.
I should consider myself blessed that I consider this a hard decision to make. My life is gravy.
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waldo_____:
It's longer ago than that, but I can't be arsed to prove it 
bankerboy:
Keep it already, the world will still spin on its axis, the Van Allen Belts will still remain in place. 