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Wednesday May 31, 2006

May 31, 2006
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I love beer.

I love strawberry pie.

I love Point Break.

So, in the interest of all that is sacred and holy, I have decided to invoke this holiest of trinities. This most highest of triangles. But, fuck it, why do those presidents have to tote so many guns. Why can't there be peace, love and harmony. Utah will set 'em straight. Though he'll have to go through hell to do it.

Fuck it, I wouldn't miss a once in a lifetime wave either. Or would I?

A)

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hansel flies to Australia to chase the once in a lifetime wave.


B)

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hansel has another beer for himself


C)

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hansel pours out a PABST BLUE RIBBON out for his lost homies.


D)

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Tired of such a depressing movie, hansel goes for a bicycle ride.


E)

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hansel finishes THE SPRING MIX



What Would Jesus... hansel Do?

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natem:
I have never seen this "point break" that you speak of.....I agree with beer and pie though....maybe not at the same time....I like the cut of your jib salior ARRR!!!
Jun 3, 2006
natem:
I have never seen this "point break" that you speak of.....I agree with beer and pie though....maybe not at the same time....I like the cut of your jib salior ARRR!!!
Jun 3, 2006

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