hansel

I love beer.

I love strawberry pie.

I love Point Break.

So, in the interest of all that is sacred and holy, I have decided to invoke this holiest of trinities. This most highest of triangles. But, fuck it, why do those presidents have to tote so many guns. Why can't there be peace, love and harmony. Utah will set 'em straight. Though he'll have to go through hell to do it.

Fuck it, I wouldn't miss a once in a lifetime wave either. Or would I?

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What Would Jesus... hansel Do?