hannelore

There's a giant fly in my room right now. And I'm irrationally afraid that I'm gonna get like, swine flu, or bird flu or anthrax poisoning from it cause it's way too big to be normal.

I think it's a genetic biological warfare tactic initiated by the Sock Gnomes. It's gonna spawn and then there's gonna be a million giant flies in our room, and we'll get boils and shit, and Anthony and I are totally gonna die.