hannelore

I had the strangest dream...

I was at this hotel with my mum and step-dad and sister, and they were renewing their vows or something. Not my sister, my mum and step-dad. And they wanted to me wear this dress I didn't want to wear, so I ran away to a different hotel room, which happened to be the Jonas Brothers' hotel room, and I took off all my clothes and got in the shower, only one of them were in there, and it was weird. And then they invited me to go on tour with them, but I had to like, work in order to stay, so they made me their sex slave. And it was really weird, cause I think one of them is like 16. Anyway, and it turned out KyoTe was working for them too, as their on stage drummer, and I call him KyoTe here, because he wasn't Anthony in the dream.

After going to a bunch of places, they took us to what was definitely Israel, but they spoke a crazy language that was sometimes Spanish, Hebrew, or Chinese, and the way they dressed was in crazy kimonos that looked like Flaminco dancers' dresses. We had to go through this ceremony to like, be allowed into the country to perform, and I failed the first time, even though I did everything right, so they made me do it again, and I was the only one, and it took forever. Everyone in the country was watching me, and laughing. It made me feel bad. Then the Jonas Brothers took me to my room and gang-banged me .....

This is definitely the strangest fucking dream I've ever had. I don't know what it means.