hannarobin

the status of my mouth....? i can't effing feel it! i went to the dentist this morning to get a filling, yay! They put the glorious numb-your-mouth-to-shit stuff in and I sit and wait.....
doo doo doo....this is fun...
oh shit...
looks like I can't open my fucking mouth....panic sets in a little bit.
what if I can never open my mouth again? I can't eat bananas or anything phalic? I can't make really gross faces ever again?
So I tell the nurse type lady and she says that happens now and then. Yay! I get the now.
The dentist tells me they aren't going to force my mouth open to drill on a tooth (how sweet, really!) and sends me on my way. So now i'm sitting here, trying to eat something before work cause I won't have a chance later. My nose is all stuffed up and I'm spilling chocolate soy milk all over myself cause my lips won't make a seal around the cup. I can tell I'm biting the shit out of my tongue, but I really just don't care.
I have to change my tires and massage two pregos today.
fun fun fun
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