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I know what you're thinking. "God, I'm bored. Maybe I can kill some time by reading journals. Maybe someone else has something to say that's more interesting than what I'm currently doing."

Sorry to dissapoint.

The truth has been painfully obvious for a while now. Products and brush tricks can only conceal so much. I need a haircut. I haven't recieved a one since I moved in May and thus left behind my trusted barber. I'm not nearly daring enough to walk in to a foreign salon and trust my head to strange hands armed with sharpened steal. So of...
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My roommate has brought home and thus exposed me to the vile swill known as "Poker Beer". Given it's status as free beer that isn't Natural Ice or 211, I'll probably drink it, and therefore can't complain. But damn if it doesn't taste like hopps and varnish.

"T'was a woman that drove me to drink, and I have never had the common decency...
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Just got back from day one of the SF SG Burlesque show. A hearty cheers to Retro_Active for the swell pre-show party. A fine host indeed. The ladies put on a great show. I'd recommend everyone who hasn't seen it to catch it, but there's only 2 more shows on the tour. So all you out in LA land, see it... again.

I saw Sonic Youth last night. It was fantastic, as I had forseen. Earlier in the day, I made an appearance at the Pork Store, mostly to confirm that I was indeed still alive, as the night before I had driven home under questionable circumstances. Much thanks to Retro_Active for the belated birthday shots of mouthwash... err I mean fernet the night before. Most epic...
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A few months ago, the shitty bar around the corner of my house closed down. About a week ago a new bar opened up in the same spot and I dig it. They have a really good juke box and pints are actually less than $4, which puts it way above most of the bars around my house. Finally a decent watering hole within walking...
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It's Monday. Hi Monday. Monday doesn't answer. Conceited bastard.

Holidays are lame.
Crowds are lame.
Parties that end up consisting of primarily friends of your ex-girlfriend are really lame.

Thought of the day: Honestly though, I can't think of a more appropriate celebration of what this country is all about then getting drunk and blowing shit up.

I apologize if my unwarranted bitterness bums anyone out. It's just one of those days.

What are you doing for the 4th? I think tomorrow I might go hunting for festive devices in China town.