I am hung over and my mouth tastes of vineger and cigars. Obviously the cold UPS man has no knowledge of my current physical state, as he thought it appropriate to ring my earth shakingly obnoctious door bell at 9:30am. What arrived was my grandparents standard holiday care package containing various meats, cheeses and jams. Enclosed with the contents of the package was an extremely...
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retroactivwe:
The world conspires against you.
coco:
so.. are you cleaning yet? 
She is an artist. If you know who I'm talking about, you know what I'm talking about.
lemonkid:
I don't. But good luck with that.
datsun:
I don't know who you're talking about, so.... I don't know who you're talking about. Hope all goes well.
Happy New Year! My resolution is to get immoral and overindulgent behavior out of my system. It may take a while and I'll probably need some help. Whose with me?
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candy:
thanks for the nice comment you left on my set.. hope you had a good new year! 
lemonkid:
Where do I sign up?
No one ever knows what to get me, so as usual, I got a lovely assortment of gift certificates, checks and cash. The exception is my aunt, who gave her usual pajama pants and socks. The socks are always welcome, but one can only use so many pairs of flannel pajama pants. Perhaps my sleepware wardrobe will one day outmatch my assortment of dayware.
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datsun:
I would feel better doing something for you in return. Maybe cook you a meal or something?
bluecadet:
My sheets are flannel, my comforter is flannel, and my pajamas are flannel. Some would say this is too much flannel, but I say otherwise...
Someone broke in to my house last night. I think my stirring might have scared him off, because he didn't take anything, but in his hurry he left some shit behind, presumably stuff he stole from other houses. He was dumb enough to leave his name on the boxes and after a little bit of research I found out where he lives. The guy doesn't...
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retroactivwe:
Christmas beatdown on Nick!
mauzer:
Was it a Mr. St. Nick?
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[Edited on Dec 25, 2004 11:22PM]
Happiness is the late 1960's Vox Super Continental I picked up today for $100. It was just sitting around the basement of the College of Marin and they didn't even know if it worked. mauzer tipped me off on this great find and I sped across the bridge and to my delight it works almost perfectly. The vibrato switch is stuck, but that shouldn't be...
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mauzer:
Yeah thats right, he does.
sonofmorrissey:
Hey, your band still playing someplace tonight? if so, bump the thread is SGSF...can't seem to find it.
Whats better than oral surgery? That's right, paying for it out of your own pocket. I'm so happy I could cut myself. 
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mauzer:
Oh shit that sucks. Are your parents not helping you?
apathyactivist:
I had root canal on my birthday. I always say that when someone tells a dental story.
I'm going to the dentist tomorrow. My mom's dental plan stops covering me on January first, so I couldn't cut it much closer. I haven't been to the dentist in over 2 years. I wonder what they will find.
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saruman:
My last dental appointment before my mom's coverage ended was a one visit trip to the dental surgeon, he took four X-rays and took out my four wisdom teeth in one go. No fucking around, no estimations, nothing.
Show up, lose four teeth, pay 750$, fill an insurance claim form, call my dad and spend the afternoon munching on Tylenol 3 (codeine) and in progressively greater pain.
Joy!
Show up, lose four teeth, pay 750$, fill an insurance claim form, call my dad and spend the afternoon munching on Tylenol 3 (codeine) and in progressively greater pain.
Joy!
mauzer:
Come now! We all no that only suckers go to real dentists. It's all about self dentistry.
While working this evening, my mood was brightened by the sight of several hundred people in Santa suits being dispersed by cops outside of some establishment on the corner of Geary and Hyde. Could this have been the infamous Santacon? There were young Santas, old Santas, female Santas, leather Santas and for some reason a couple of them thought my car was a cab. I...
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boxofficepoison:
Santa though, more punk than either Elvis Costello or Billy Idol.
mauzer:
I always thought Santa was like the chairmen Mou; A red communist marxxist who forces political disident elves to work in his toy shop. That was always my take at least.
I was remembering one of my favorite Santa Rosa bands this morning. I wonder what ever happened to The Lincolns?
gekkeiju23:
i killed them.