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Sometimes I am inspired when I think of all of the marvelous feats I could accomplish given my particular assortment of abilities. Then I am immediately humbled when struck with the realization that I will never have the motivation for such things. Like a man starving outside of a full- stocked, walk-in refrigerator, because he has no key. I mean he could probably pick the lock, but that would be such a hassle, and the pins make his jacket look cool.