Friday Oct 29, 2004

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For a long time now, I've wanted to start a communist/dictator themed restaurant with one of those fantastic menus that themed restaurants often have that are chalk full of delicious puns (pun count #1) The menu might read something like this

Fidel Casserole
Chilli Guavara
Vladimir Lentil Soup
Agusto Pistachio Ice Cream
Carmel Marx
Trotskey Lime Pie
Stalin Stack (That's 1 pancake proceded by 4 impersonaters)

Add any you can think up here. Try it, it's fun.

New Additions:

Pol Pot Roast
Ho Chi Minestroni
Chocolate Mussolini
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malapais:
That is quite possibly the greatest idea I've ever heard. Some of the posts with Kim Jong Il and bin Laden kinda break the mold. Maybe you can expand to an "Enemies of America" restuarant or "Capitalism vs. Communism: The Meal." On that note maybe the patrons can opt to pay or work in the adjacent coal mines to earn their meal. Also - maybe patrons can be told that they will recieve free dinner rolls before the meal, but they must wait in the four-hour long line. Ciao.

Franco's Franks (Hot Dogs)
Mao-caroni
ARRR!!!
malapais:
That is quite possibly the greatest idea I've ever heard. Some of the posts with Kim Jong Il and bin Laden kinda break the mold. Maybe you can expand to an "Enemies of America" restuarant or "Capitalism vs. Communism: The Meal." On that note maybe the patrons can opt to pay or work in the adjacent coal mines to earn their meal. Also - maybe patrons can be told that they will recieve free dinner rolls before the meal, but they must wait in the four-hour long line. Ciao.

Franco's Franks (Hot Dogs)
Mao-caroni
ARRR!!!

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