Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

handle

the celestial temple

Member Since 2003

Followers 22 Following 21

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Wednesday Aug 04, 2004

Aug 4, 2004
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
So the beloved Melon-man's debilitating disease became to much to handle and he caught a ride to heaven on the gravity bus that picks up outside the livingroom window.



A potential successor claimed his actions were responsible for the demise of Melon-man and thus Watermelon-Man usurped the throne atop the mantle.
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
koleeta:
Watermelon-man is the kind of guy I'd go for. He's fancy but also cutting edge. goodbye Melon-man
Aug 5, 2004
apathyactivist:
Watermelon-man looks like he's ready for some serious action.

I have yet to experience this thing you call motivation. What's it like?
Aug 5, 2004

More Blogs

  • 10.06.04
    1

    Thursday Oct 07, 2004

    Lee Hazelwood's "13" is the greatest album ever.
  • 10.05.04
    4

    Tuesday Oct 05, 2004

    Nothing new.
  • 09.29.04
    9

    Wednesday Sep 29, 2004

    I saw the new Ramones documentary, End of The Century last night. A …
  • 09.28.04
    3

    Tuesday Sep 28, 2004

    Somebody towed my car yesterday for parking inches in to their drivew…
  • 09.15.04
    10

    Wednesday Sep 15, 2004

    Too busy to think
  • 09.07.04
    6

    Tuesday Sep 07, 2004

    So late last Friday night, I decided that I would drive up to Oregon …
  • 09.03.04
    3

    Friday Sep 03, 2004

    I'm in a weird and overly serious mood. I hate being like this, but …
  • 09.03.04
    0

    Friday Sep 03, 2004

    I'm in a weird and overly serious mood. I hate being like this, buit…
  • 08.28.04
    6

    Sunday Aug 29, 2004

    Tonight was a really good night. Not much else to say, really.
  • 08.27.04
    2

    Friday Aug 27, 2004

    It's such a fucking god-damned beautiful day, I can barely stand it. …

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

25
years
1
month
12
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,712 SuicideGirls
  • 1,113,818 followers
  • 15,160,502 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,905,903 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | Safety Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Complaint / Content Removal Policy | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2026

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo
logo

This is an adult website.

You must be at least 18 years old to enter. Click below to confirm.

Cookies must be enabled to use the site and save your age confirmation.

Exit