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So for anyone daring enough to voyage into the dark stronghold of Sonoma County that is Petaluma, my band is playing the Phoenix this Friday. Of course we will yet again change the definition of ROCK in the dictionary and thus change the world as we know it. You may wake up the following morning feeling an unexplainable twinge at the back of your head, and after you remove the feather stocks imbedded by your shoddily-made Taiwanese down pillow, your attention will be drawn to a porous spongy-like area of your soul. This is the spiritual equivalent of osteoporosis, caused from the ignored, redirected guilt for not attending the show. Be there or be disconcerted.

Question 1: Do you think it would fly if I suggested a cannibalism group?

Question 3: What do you want to do with your life? (there is only 1 correct answer to this one)