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Watching "Back to the Future 3" 50 million times on T.V. finally paid off last night. My drummer had a party at his house, and as the party was winding down, and the people were dispersing, we noticed one of our friends passed out in a chair in the back yard. It was cold and pretty wet outside, so we figured we should move him inside, but he is a pretty big guy and moving him was about as difficult/awkward as moving a massive oddly shaped bag of sand. We tried slapping him, yelling his name in his ear, shaking, but to no avail. Being pretty sauced myself, and trying to come to some solution, I thought, "What would Michael J. Fox do?" Well we had already shaken him, so I had to think back a little further to the final installment of the Back to the Future trilogy. I ran inside,raided the kitchen, combined habenero powder with powdered wasabi and mixed it in to a syrup with Tabasco and chili sauce. I went back outside, lifted his head, opened his mouth and poured the concoction down the hatch. He was up and sputtering in no time. Thanks, Robert Zemeckis.