I got my Soviet gas mask in the mail today and I am totally excited to find fun and entertaining things to use it for. I got home from my sociology class about 45 minutes ago thinking that I was just going to sit around for a while before going to work in 2 hours with nothing much to do. Boy, was I wrong. I hope someone comes over before I go to work so I can answer the door like this. 
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i think you should head on down to the nearest conveinience store and tell the clerk that you just got hired, and are supposed to come in and train today. tell him that you have SARS, but it's 'no big deal'...