hand_of_skatan

o, im not sure exactly what i did to deserve this kinda karma coming back on me but the last two weeks havent exactly been a world of fun. i missed a few days of work cause i busted my knee (i fell over at disneyland, like thats not bad enough) i came down with strep throat. i had to deal with my brother getting in a hit and run motorcycle accident (he is alright, the bike isnt). but to top it all off, to make these last few days just dandy, the icing on the cake, the cherry on top, a buddy of mine was drunk last night and stayed over at my house to just sleep it off. i being the nice friend, give him a blow up matress and blankets and whatnot to sleep on so he doesnt have to crash on the couch or the floor, apparently he was not pleased with that enough because what do i find him doing at 230 in the morning? PISSING ON MY BED! yes, thats right, i had the lovely misfortune of waking to a good friend of mine mistaking the foot of my bed for the lavatory. if thats not brilliant enough, he was SLEEPING still! a punch to the gut and a "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" woke him and stopped the torrent of recycled beer gushing forth but it did not stop the shock and udder gross out that had befallen me. so much for my week being uplifted by news of one of my favorite people ever coming back to california.........